PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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