me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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