Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Quick, to the slutcave!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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