it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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