So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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