The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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