There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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