It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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