Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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