This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
