i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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