My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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