saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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