i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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