His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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