I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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