seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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