Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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