i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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