Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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