You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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