Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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