I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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