Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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