I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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