i need an iv and a liver transplant
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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