"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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