You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
