I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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