that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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