Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It's official drugs can't kill me
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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