He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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