Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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