is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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