She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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