Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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