man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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