you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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