I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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