He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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