i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
As shirtless as possible
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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