How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
