doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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