Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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