I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So vagazzling was a success
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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