Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
tell me about the eggs
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