Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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