We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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