ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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