My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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