is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
my being single is dangerous.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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