UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
