I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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