I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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