return my video game
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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