We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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